Poop Ship Destroyer

Here is the current headline article on CNN 

"Cruise ship still gross, passengers say, but it's finally moving"

The start of the article:  

"(CNN) -- Ewwwww. 
That about sums up how people are describing conditions aboard the Carnival Triumph Tuesday as tug boats slowly dragged the stricken cruise ship toward Alabama -- and freedom for its 3,143 passengers. Some passengers report sewage sloshing around in hallways, flooded rooms and trouble getting enough to eat after a fire in the ship's engine room Sunday left it drifting in the Gulf of Mexico. Passengers have dragged their mattresses onto the ship's open deck to stay cool and get away from the nasty smells inside..."

Now, this should ripe with good stuff...

and it is... but wait, could it be that someone is upset with this toilet humor...

 Oh Ashley, I'm not sure that appealing to everyone will get you the response that you are looking for. Let's see...

Yeah, that seems about right. Wait, someone actually is going to give some constructive feedback that can aid Ashley and her mom.

aaaaannnnndddd, now I assume it is time for some "your mom" jokes?!?!?!?!